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Periods for President

Periods for President

If the world ran on menstrual logic, we'd have universal rest, synced schedules, and snacks on every corner. Until then, we're building the blueprint.

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This week’s Landline is brought to you by our ovaries. (And yours too, probably.)

It all started with a Threads post: “It’s my personal belief that the world should revolve around women’s cycles.” Based on the flood of comments, DMs, and sisterly affirmations, we’re not the only ones who’ve been thinking about how different life would look if our bodies …

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